Religulousness taken to its absurd extreme:
Preacher Pat Robertsons CBN.com network claims most Halloween candy has been demonized by witches. And no, they were not joking.
CBN.com staff writer Kimberly Daniels verbatim: "THE DANGERS OF CELEBRATING HALLOWEEN --- Most of the candy sold during this season has been dedicated and prayed over by witches, I do not buy candy during the Halloween season. Curses are sent through the tricks and treats of the innocent whether they get it by going door to door or by purchasing it from the local grocery store. The demons cannot tell the difference.
Halloween is much more than a holiday filled with fun and tricks or treats, it is a time for the gathering of evil that masquerades behind the fictitious characters of Dracula, werewolves, mummies and witches on brooms. The truth is that these demons that have been presented as scary cartoons actually exist. I have prayed for witches who are addicted to drinking blood and howling at the moon".
Be warned thusly: Eat to much candy and you start howling at the moon and drinking blood. Alternatively you can become a clinically paranound Christian nut job!
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